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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:14
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
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Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
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Catatonics & High Colonics
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
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